Chick fight! Chick fight!

Even though TMZ says this video has been out since March and has already generated 3,000,000 views, Us Weekly thinks it’s hot news or something. From Us:

Miley Cyrus — a mean girl? In a new YouTube video, Miley and her BFF Mandy mock Selena Gomez and her pal Demi Lovato. Miley, 15, makes fun of a T-shirt Gomez, 16, wore and teases Demi, 15, about a gap she used to have in her teeth. (Source)

That video had almost everything a guy could possibly want in it. Teenage girls? Check. Too much make-up? Check. Grainy resolution? Check. About the only thing it’s missing is a knock-down-drag-out fight inside a kiddie pool filled with canola oil while I stand off to the side, dressed as Abraham Lincoln, shouting obscenities and throwing water balloons full of chocolate pudding at the two combatants.* Seriously though, I hope these two work out their differences soon. I’d hate to see the two get into an argument, start wrestling, and end up pulling each other’s hair. Of course, if that does happen, I’d appreciate it if they did it in slow motion.

*don’t ask . . . it was in college and I was WAY drunk

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