Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding

Aug 1, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Britney Spears

Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush

Even though her boyfriend Reggie hasn’t technically asked her to get married yet, Kim Kardashian is already planning their wedding. Note to Reggie Bush: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Kim told In Touch Weekly:

“I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I’ve decided to start planning mine before being asked!”

A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. “They’re in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year.” Reggie would be Kim’s second husband: she was wed to Damon Thomas from 2000–04.

This is just wishful thinking on Kim’s part. Professional athletes don’t get married, they get paternity tests. Besides, if Kim does end up getting married, she’s gonna have a hard time finding a wedding dress with a train long enough to cover her ass. At least I’ll know the perfect wedding gift to send them when their big day does come: a beautiful four-tiered urinal cake.