Christina Milian at a pre-VMAs party in Hollywood (9/6)

+ Christina Aguilera skanked up the VMAs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures, Now With More Ass [Egotastic!]
+ I’m gonna side with Charlize on this one [Just Jared]
+ Selena Gomez is just plain cute [Lossip]
+ Lisa Angelina is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

+ Lauren Conrad needs better dry cleaning [Derek Hail]
+ Triumph does the 2008 RNC convention [Horny Oyster]
+ Sexy ladies wearing uniforms [Attuworld]
+ Keira Knightley disses the paparazzi [ICYDK]

[WENN]

Tags: bikini, christina aguilera, christina milian, drunk, hollywood, keira knightley, lauren conrad, paparazzi, pictures, selena gomez

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson out and about in L.A. (7/30)

+ I believe this color is called “jailbait yellow” [Just Jared]

+ Kendra Wilkinson has a golfing upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Bar Refaeli bikini pics [Egotastic!]
+ Pam Anderson’s boobs are trying to escape [F-Listed]
+ Rosie O’Donnell quit blogging [ICYDK]

+ Got curves? Rosario Dawson does [Popoholic]
+ Alejandra Maglietti pics can get you fired [Horny Oyster]
+ Ludacris tries to help Barack Obama, fails [Bossip]
+ Elizabeth Taylor on her death bead? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

[Flynet]

Tags: barack, bikini, death, drunk, gay, girlfriend, jail, lesbian, lindsay lohan, obama, pictures, rosario dawson, samantha ronson

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and his wife Cayetana in St. Tropez (7/13)

+ Mischa Barton sloppy bikini pics [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lindsay Price Nude in Esquire [Egotastic!]
+ Selena Gomez grows a pair . . . no, not that [Just Jared]
+ Somaya Reece is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Rose McGowan *this* close to an upskirt at Comic-Con [The Blemish]

+ Dumb: MTV to remake Rocky Horror Picture Show [Attuworld]
+ Heidi and Spencer to buy a million beach house? [Cele|bitchy]
+ Elisabetta Gregoraci is one hot Italian [Horny Oyster]
+ Jay-Z talks shit about rapper who “keep it street” [ICYDK]

[INFDaily.com]

Tags: bikini, drunk, iraq, mischa barton, nude, rap, rose mcgowan, selena gomez, wife

Chick fight! Chick fight!

Even though TMZ says this video has been out since March and has already generated 3,000,000 views, Us Weekly thinks it’s hot news or something. From Us:

Miley Cyrus — a mean girl? In a new YouTube video, Miley and her BFF Mandy mock Selena Gomez and her pal Demi Lovato. Miley, 15, makes fun of a T-shirt Gomez, 16, wore and teases Demi, 15, about a gap she used to have in her teeth. (Source)

That video had almost everything a guy could possibly want in it. Teenage girls? Check. Too much make-up? Check. Grainy resolution? Check. About the only thing it’s missing is a knock-down-drag-out fight inside a kiddie pool filled with canola oil while I stand off to the side, dressed as Abraham Lincoln, shouting obscenities and throwing water balloons full of chocolate pudding at the two combatants.* Seriously though, I hope these two work out their differences soon. I’d hate to see the two get into an argument, start wrestling, and end up pulling each other’s hair. Of course, if that does happen, I’d appreciate it if they did it in slow motion.

*don’t ask . . . it was in college and I was WAY drunk

Tags: drunk, miley cyrus, selena gomez

Hayden Panettiere at an ESPY awards pre-party at J Bar in L.A. (7/15)

+ Too racy for Calvin Klein? I don’t think so [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Vanessa Hugens Bikini Pictures with Zac Efron [Egotastic!]
+ Ashley Tisdale wants to bang Shia Labeouf [Just Jared]
+ Gisele Bundchen flaunts her ass cheeks [Lossip]
+ A couple of ugly bitches [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ A couple of ugly bitches, part 2 [ICYDK]
+ That chick from Battlestar Galactica is HOT [Attuworld]
+ Kirsten Dunst hooks up with Drew Barrymore’s ex [Cele|bitchy]
+ Sexy Victoria’s Secret backstage pics [Horny Oyster]

Tags: bikini, drunk, espy awards, gay, gisele bundchen, hayden panettiere, kirsten dunst, pictures, style, zac efron

Andy Dick arrested

Andy Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California, earlier this morning on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery. He allegedly pulled a 17-year-old girl’s top down and groped her breasts. When cops searched him, they found weed and xanax in his pocket. The Riverside Press-Enterprise says:

Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road.

He was being held this morning at the Southwest Detention Center with a bail amount set at ,000. (Source)

In Dick’s defense, he did think the girl was 17-and-a-half, so, ya’ know, it’s not entirely his fault.

UPDATE: TMZ scored some pics of Dick inside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant shortly before his arrest. Apparently Dick was so drunk and obnoxious that his friend bailed on him, leaving him alone at the restaurant

[ONTD]

Tags: andy dick, arrested, drunk

Russell Crowe at the on the Finger Wharf at Woolloomooloo, Sydney (7/11)

+ Xisca has a nice butt [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Some more Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Nicole Richie’s book being turned into a TV show [Just Jared]
+ Chanta Patton is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Lindsay Lohan’s leggings officially on sale [The Blemish]

+ Most obnoxious tourists? Surprisingly not Americans. [Attuworld]
+ 62-year-old Cher is now dating a 38-year-old [Cele|bitchy]
+ Luciana Salazar es muy caliente [Horny Oyster]
+ Julianne Moore wants to keep getting naked [ICYDK]

[Pacific Coast News]

Tags: bikini, boyfriend, dating, drunk, eva longoria, lindsay lohan, nicole richie, pictures

Kate Beckinsale at Malibu Beach (7/4)

+ Some chick named Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Marisa Miller is Topless and Bottomless in GQ [Egotastic!]
+ Nicole Kidman pops out a baby girl [Just Jared]
+ Madonna denies banging A-Rod [Lossip]
+ Nicole Richie is pregnant again? [F-Listed]

+ Holy crap Natalia Bush is hot [Derek Hail]
+ Ana Ivanovic looking hot in FHM [Horny Oyster]
+ Wanna trade houses? [Attuworld]
+ Alec Baldwin on horse carriage crusade. Wait, what? [ICYDK]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Tags: alec baldwin, bikini, drunk, kate beckinsale, madonna, nicole kidman, nicole richie, pregnant, rap

Nicole Richie at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas (7/5)

Sounds like Nicole Richie had a bit too much to drink Satureday night at boyfriend Joel Madden’s concert at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. The new mom was involved in an “altercation” after the show. From TMZ:

Looks like baby Harlow hasn’t settled Nicole Richie’s wild side yet. We’re told Nicole was involved in an altercation around 1 AM this morning with a female while in line at the valet outside the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Sources say Richie was so rowdy she had to be escorted off the property by security! (Source)

If it took more than one security guard to drag her 54 pound ass away, it sounds like Nicole might be back on the smack. Because if Spring ‘03 taught me anything, it’s that a junkie fiending for heroin can instantly gain the stamina of three men . . . and then will sometimes use that stamina in a “home movie” shot by a guy named Terrance and his four male “friends” who promised not to put the 3 hour “documentary” on the internet as long as I didn’t cry but did anyway which made the whole thing not even worth the twenty bucks in the first place. *Clears throat* As I was saying, Nicole Richie’s ugly.

[WENN]

Tags: boyfriend, drunk, nicole richie

Amy Winehouse jumping into a stranger’s car in London. Naturally. (7/1)

+ Aubrey O’Day has trashy cleavage [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Gisele Bundchen Topless and Nipple Slip Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ The Dark Knight is gonna be a blockbuster [Just Jared]
+ Rose Mcgowan breaks up director’s marriage, then breaks up with him [Lossip]
+ Skank ahoy! [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Sparks fly as Christie Brinkley’s divorce trial opens [ICYDK]
+ Part Norwegian, part Brazilian, all smoking hot [Attuworld]
+ Guess whose birthday it was today [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jodie Marsh topless? Sure! [Horny Oyster]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Tags: amy winehouse, birthday, divorce, drunk, gisele bundchen, marriage, pictures, rose mcgowan