Britney Spears leaving Sur restaurant in West Hollywood (11/17)

Britney Spears hates what her life has become. In a new documentary set to air in the UK on December 1, Britney gives an “astonishingly candid interview” where she admits that she hates her new boring life. Apparently her life last year full of forced stays at psych wards was way more exciting. Britney said:

“There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail, y’know, there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day. I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time. I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.” (Source)

Britney makes her dad’s conservatorship sound like she’s been handed a prison sentence. Newsflash Britney: You don’t get expensive cars, huge houses, and five-star dining in prison. You get AIDS. Britney’s situation poses an interesting enigma: Would you (and I mean YOU, not me) rather have your freedom but still live in your mom’s basement, or lose your freedom but be wealthy enough where you lived in your own mansion and could finally afford to download your porn on a broadband line rather than your (not my) mom’s dial up service that she refuses to upgrade because she’s a cheap bitch that won’t let me keep my comic books or any of my mint condition Pokémon cards I hate you bitch.

[Pacific Coast News]

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Well she has gone and done it again, how long is it going to take for this cat with nine lives see sense and get her life back on track. Britney Spears has lost her children and it is just a matter of time before losing her life or cause loss of life. Does Britney have a death wish? The latest news on Spears said she has yet again been involved in a “minor” road accident on the Ventura Freeway in Los Angeles. Spears 26 collided with a Nissan. No matter how hard or not so hard you bump another car road accidents are never minor, A car crash can severely affect those involved minor or not. Although the car evaded impoundment for dent removal it is the dent of stress which causes the pain. Britney can only be immune to emotion of trauma due to habit regularity of undue care and attention on the roads. Fortunately no one was injured even though the Nissan was shunted into another vehicle. Officers from the California Highway Patrol arrived at the scene but no charges were pressed; now why does this not surprise me?

Last year she escaped a hit-and-run charge after paying an undisclosed amount of money to the driver of the vehicle she allegedly crashed into. Is this not an act of bribery? Had you or I sanctioned a plea as such would we not be penalized with a fine or ban, or worse still shackled and the key thrown away? Before this incident we had the 2006 scare when Spears drove with her son on her lap. This she could not deny as it was caught on camera. This insane act gave many just cause to support the courts decision to remove her children for their own safety. Until Spears seeks treatment she is her own worst enemy. Not only has this fallen idol got millions of pounds she has millions of fans who want see her get better, however this can never be if she stays in denial of the facts that imply she is a very sick person.

Britney’s dad, James Spears, was nominated to control her assets when she was admitted to a psychiatric ward. He was granted what is known as “temporary conservator ship”. As easy as she amassed a fortune along with followers she also amassed a mountain of problems.

Britney Spears has a long road ahead of her finding solutions to all her countless health problems, which gives us reason for concern where we could lose Britney. The first sign showing her at deaths door was when medics were summoned to her home following a custody dispute. Police said she appeared to be “under the influence of an unknown substance” namely a narcotic called Clenbuterol created to make race horses leaner. Britney bound by her ankles and wrists, her face showed her silently screaming in her world of oblivion. Her two boys Sean Preston and Jayden James thankfully do not understand what is going on, however regardless of age children sense when mummy is not around. Come on Britney get your act together. Could it be you fell victim to fame and such a young age that has caused you sorrow.

Clenbuterol is not a steroid, but a Beta 2 Sympathomitetic and central nervous system (CNS) stimulant. It is an explicit agonist, stimulating the adrenergic beta 2 receptors. Only certain countries use the drug, in a medical sense as a bronchodilator in the treatment of asthma; we relate this drug to athletes and bodybuilders due to its thermogenic and anti-catabolic effects. This is down to its ability to slightly raise the body’s core temperature, thereby raising calorie (energy) expenditure. It is thought that a 1F increase yields around a 5% increase in maintenance calories burned. Research on cattle suggests that clenbuterol also has anabolic qualities. However, this seems not to be the case in people, thought to be due to the fact that people do not have the abundance of beta 3 receptors which increase insulin production and sensitivity.

Side effects include:

High Blood Pressure

Headaches

Muscular cramps

Nervousness

Insomnia

Profuse Sweating

Increased appetite

Vomiting

Palpitations,

Let those saddened doe eyes sparkle again if not for yourself Britney then for your boys, get well soon. childs forgive and forget but until you accept that you have a major a health concern then you may never hold your boys again. Do not deny them that.

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Seth MacFarlane is dating Amanda Bynes

I guess Seth MacFarlane is dating Amanda Bynes now or something. You know Seth as the creative force behind Family Guy and American Dad. Anyways, yeah, he’s totally whipped. From the entertainment powerhouse that is the Knoxville News Sentinel:

[Seth and Amanda] turned up at the Fox summer press tour party together. He was like a puppy following her around. Seth is normally accessible at these functions. But after only a couple of minutes — literally because I have the timer recording to prove it — Amanda was having none of it. She walked away from his side and started strolling the party without him. Seth smiled, apologized and announced his date was getting away from him. So he exited the interview quickly and went running after her. (Source)

Is anyone surprised that Seth is following Amanda around like a lost “puppy”? Look at the guy. He’s a cartoonist dating a young and hot Hollywood starlet. That combination of couple is about as rare as a Malibuan Duck-Billed Platypus.* If Seth wants to date someone that won’t make him so pussy-whipped, he should try someone a little more in his league: like Kelly Osbourne, Kirstie Alley, or Quagmire.

*Also known as a Barbara Stresisandious

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Hilary Duff leaving Barney’s Department Store in Beverly Hills (5/26)

+ That one chick from 7th Heaven makes out with another girl [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Benecio Del Toro wins the best actor award at Cannes [Lossip]
+ Pamela Anderson’s Upskirt is Unstoppable [Egotastic!]
+ Weezer creates the greatest music video ever [Horny Oyster]
+ R.I.P. Sydney Pollack [Pink Is The New Blog]

+ Some chick at Fox News wants to kill Obama [Double Viking]
+ Britney Spears makes fun of Julia Roberts [ICYDK]
+ Catrinel Menghia is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Dramatic chipmunk hits prime time television [Part Mule]

[Pacific Coast News]

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